A NASA astronomer discovers that a huge asteroid is headed right towards the earth. There is no escape. All the world’s nuclear weapons are not powerful enough to knock it off course. Even if they could nuke the asteroid into pieces, the pieces would still obliterate the earth.
The astronomer travels to Washington DC to inform the president. As he stands before the president, he says “Mr. President, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don’t have to worry about being re-elected”.
